I took a dump in a b&q display toilet when I was a kid! Lol 12 years ago, I was with my friend. He was talking to a girl he liked, I pulled his pants down while he was talking to the girl he liked. Then he give me some punches to my body lol
It was on April Fool's day 20 years ago (1994), I decided to play a prank on my brother. I went and got some saran wrap and put it on the toilet seat. My brother went to a friends house & 2 hours later mom comes home and says she has the stomach flu , she rushes to the bathroom and afterwards she yells and says get me a towel quick, do you want it to dry? it was hilarious. :LOL: I never did tell her that I did it, but my brother got blamed anyway!!! :sarcastic_hand:
I slept with (seriously can't type sha.gged) a fit bird called Dayna from the USA I had only met 2 hours earlier on the beach early hours of the morning after a hard night clubbing on El Ejido beach in Malaga. When I was 19 me and 11 friends all went. She was a holiday rep and we got caught by 5-0, the police and some pervert had recorded the whole thing and called the police and gave the video to them so they had the footage and at the police station they kept playing the footage in the main room and me a the girl, Dayna were in a locked room which was glass all the way round and we could see about 10+ of the Spanish coppers all watching it over and over again. Proper embarrassing and after 2 hours we where both released with a telling off, only shame was they never gave me a copy of the hot video, still to this day I keep expecting it to pop on Youtube or somewhere on the internet, thank god it didn't lol Funny as hell.......
someone (admin/mod) change the "I Licked" to "I licked" for some reason, but anyway yeah I slept with this bird and the whole thing was on camera, proper embarrassing but funny as hell lol
Its better than your father catching you having sex with your girlfriend **cough** I was 14 **cough**
why and also why "licked" could of just put slept or had sex with, putting "licked" just made it weird lol, are we not allowed to put s#agged?
Licked sounded funny, And once someone tells a story like that, It will snowball and get out of hand with the use of foul language etc!
Well late last year during football season for highschool . I got me another tackle of the quarter back but he feel and grabbed my pants as he did I didn't think much of it but my mom and gf came to me on the field I got mad because I thought they was trying to mess up my shine. But my ranger was dangling as I ran....
I want to share a funny story but I have none I'll just keep laughing at some of yours guys because they are pretty hilarious indeed !